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Looking for a London sex club, sex party, or bathhouse to get you going? XXXConnect has the best! Read about the sex clubs and parties to go to here, in the capital of the UK.

Here at last is the xxxconnect.com guide to finding the best London sex club, sex party, or bath house for your needs, somewhere near YOU in the capital. If you have tried any of these kinds of sex venues and got stung before, then have no fear -- we have gone the extra mile to find just the right ones for you. These are the places where you will find a new lease on life with other folk just like you, and perhaps make some sexy new pals along the way!

Hello London! We here at the sex club research desk were bound to get around to you at some point, and here we are, with a guide to every sex club in London worth going to for a good time. If you want a dirty London sex party, London sex club, or London bath house then you have just hit the mother lode of great advice. Before we get into the nitty gritty though, we have some fascinating insights into the sex club scene in this ancient and diverse global megacity, so why not kick back and relax while we immerse you into the sultry world of UK capital sex clubs.

History Of The Sex Club Scene In London

London is not without history, as anyone who has heard of London's history will be able to tell you. To say that the place is old is a serious understatement, since London is not only the site of England's first ever sex club, it is also the capital of the UK. It was not ever so, however, as the capital was once a pretty cathedral city called Winchester, as visitors to the UK may know. What essentially made Winchester lose out of London as capital of England, however, was not the king, or queen, or any other such thing, but in fact the creation of a publicly licensed sex club. The original Palace of Westminster today stands on the ancient remains of the nations first sex party venues, a stone circle that rivalled Stonehenge in stature and fame.

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This was the site of many public orgies, originally carried out by druids who knew that the sex act contained within it a huge amount of power, emotional, physical, and mental, as well as spiritual. By hosting these enormous sex parties -- thousands would arrive from across the known world to partake -- London would eventually be able to claim the title of capital of the UK from the now rather dull looking Winchester. But with the arrival of the Romans, the stones were torn down, and the site became the basis for a huge fort, which later became Westminster, with the creation of a whole host of ostensibly innocent taverns which were in fact secret sex clubs. With the ascendance to the throne of Elizabeth the First came new laws which allowed public sex to be performed at specially licensed premises, and soon the London sex club scene proper began to emerge. The most famous of these was The Globe, later repurposed as a theatre where the fledgling playwright William Shakespeare was to perform with great aplomb.

The Victorians ushered in their own brand of sex party venue, and taking their cue from the furniture based sex clubs of the north of the country, began to open gent's only sex clubs where relaxation and excitement could be had. Gay sex saunas followed, usurping the once tedious spas that could once be found along the banks of the Thames. To this day, London remains one of the best places to go to in search of a sex club, sex party, or gay bath house.

Best Times To Go Out And Days To Go Out

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The best time to go out in London is any point between hitting maturity and being no longer alive. In simple terms, this means that there is no wrong time to go out if you are looking to party in a kinky fashion in the UK's capital city. That being said, here are a few rough guidelines to the various flavours of sex hang here: Swingers tend to meet up most nights of the week, with a preference of weekdays for meetups and weekends for parties; cruisers can enjoy daytime hangs at saunas and bathhouses throughout the city; and clubbers can find themselves transported to a world of sweaty, excited, dry-mouthed fumbling between the days of Friday and Saturday. In short -- pick a day and time at random, and you will be able to find a sex venue to accommodate you in London, UK.

London Sex Clubs, Sex Parties & Bathhouses: Directory

Here are the best places to go to in the capital of the UK if you want to party hard with the sex club crew. There are a few options here for strip clubs, since this is something the city does very well, plus a few options for some really dirty hookup options at some banging pop up party spots, as well as a few treats for lovers of BDSM and wife swapping. This is the guide you have been waiting for!

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Sophisti Cats

Type
Sex club
Space
Strip club with some private options
Crowd
18 and up
Address
28 Marylebone Ln, Marylebone, London W1U 2DR, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open most days of the week, but check the website for more details
Brief Description
If you thought you were getting more of the same coming to a strip club in the heart of the city, then you may be pleasantly surprised to know that the main reason we stuck this venue right at the top of our list is due to the fact that it is anything but run of the mill. With private booths that shield you from the action on the stage, and a full bar which is tended by some friendly chaps, (who look handy in a scrap, so you know that security is not an issue here), you will be in for a treat if you pick this place for your next big night out.
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Dogging in London

Type
Dogging sex hookups
Space
Various outdoor spots around London
Crowd
Strictly 18 and upwards
Address
Various locations around the city
Website
Any Notes
Many city places and venues; check the website for more details
Brief Description
If you haven't dogged in the Big Smoke yet, then you either haven't been on the sex club circuit long enough, or you haven't been in London long enough. Trust us -- this is the one event that sex clubbers try first when they first get into the scene, so we would recommend that you give it a go at least once. The truth is, you will probably want to go again -- most faces on the dogging scene are regulars, and we reckon that you will be too.
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Sunset Strip

Type
Sex bar
Space
Medium sized strip club with stage and booths
Crowd
All ages from 18 and upwards
Address
30 Dean St, Soho, London W1D 3RZ, UK
Website
Any Notes
Closed some days, so check their website before heading out
Brief Description
With a name that seems more befitting a city like Los Angeles, this sex bar is one of the few on our list that features dancing girls who will also give private dances if they like your face and the money is right. While it does not have quite the same flexibility with regards to opening times as some other venues, we are quietly assured that you will enjoy your time here, since it boasts some of the hottest girls on the London strip circuit. This is the kind of place that our reviewers could see themselves going back to, and we bet that you will want to as well.
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Type
Hookup network
Space
Hookup network that hosts in local venues
Crowd
All ages from 18 and up
Address
Various locations
Website
Any Notes
Must be 18 or over to take part
Brief Description
A virtual sex club that serves the whole of the UK, this is one of the best ways to meet other sex party animals, with a vast network of clubs and other public sex venues listed. All you do is get a profile and get connected and then you have access to other places in the UK, such as the capital.
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Platinum Lace Bar & Gentlemen's Club

Type
Gents' sex club
Space
Large, plush club with secluded booths and a full bar
Crowd
All ages from 18 and upwards
Address
13 Coventry St, London W1D 7DH, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open from 6 pm to 3 am most nights of the week
Brief Description
This is a truly upscale venue that we just had to include on our list since it draws such an eclectic crowd -- many A Listers have been spotted in this joint -- and there is little wonder, since the girls who dance here are among the best in the biz. If you want a taste of what goes on in here then the website is very well maintained, and there are service droids on hand to talk to if you need to ask a few questions. Bring a wad of cash, wear your best threads, and look forward to a great night out.
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Swingers Retreat

Type
Swingers' club
Space
Medium sized club with bar
Crowd
Late 20s to middle aged and up
Address
34, 67-68 Hatton Garden, London EC1N 8JY, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open 24 hours; must bring a partner
Brief Description
This is probably the best go to place for swingers and wife swappers in the sex club scene in this city, and if you have a partner who is as into it as you are then bring them along for a truly exciting time. These guys not only host, but they also organise other parties for folk in their fold, so if you get to know a few peeps at this place then you are on your way to being set for a life of swinging in the capital, whether you call it home or if you are just visiting for pleasure. One of the best on our list.
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Torture Garden

Type
BDSM sex club
Space
Mid-sized sex club with dungeon
Crowd
College aged and older
Address
111 Cremer Business Centre, 37 Cremer Street, London, E2 8HD, United Kingdom
Website
Any Notes
Open every night of the week; limited parking at the venue for patrons
Brief Description
Not for the faint of heart, this is the one place that we put on our list that really might test your boundaries, whether you go alone or if you take a sex partner along with you. With many of the BDSM bits and bobs that you may have come to expect from a sex dungeon, this place will have you howling with pleasure -- or pain -- by the end of your session here. It has various streams of fun: you can go straight to the dungeon, or you can enjoy the rather more vanilla make out room -- perfect if you have just come on to the scene and want to start off gentle.
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The Mayfair Club

Type
Sex club
Space
Club with lounge and full bar
Crowd
18 to middle aged and older
Address
49-50 Dover St, Mayfair, London W1S 4NY, UK
Website
Any Notes
Open most nights; check their website for full listings
Brief Description
If you have not heard of the Mayfair Club then you must surely have heard of Mayfair itself -- one of the most upscale parts of London, along with Highgate and Chelsea, and quite possibly eclipsing either in terms of poshness. This venue has the best of everything London as well as the best of everything that goes with a flashy gents' club, with high end dancers and a venue that boasts a sumptuous decor blended with a friendly and no nonsense staff. With a well sized stage and a comprehensive bar, this place also has private areas where you may be in luck if you are looking for a happy ending to your night out.
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Stringfellows

Type
Famous strip club
Space
Upscale gents' club
Crowd
All ages 18 and up
Address
16-19 Upper St Martin's Ln, London WC2H 9EF, UK
Website
Any Notes
Some free paid parking; bring ID if you are on the young side
Brief Description
The last on our list, but the most famous by far, this is the one gents' club that you should go to in London if you have to go to just one gents' club in London. A kind of badge of honor among red blooded males, this is one of those sorts of very literary sex clubs that you see in books and movies -- bouncers, two drink minimum, hot girls, and the kind of clientele you might not want to bump into in a dark alley -- a real lads' adventure.

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Looking for a London sex club, sex party, or bathhouse to get you going? XXXConnect has the best! Read about the sex clubs and parties to go to here

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